I Feel Pretty

I feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight Every morning I get up well before everyone else in the house to take a shower. After the shower I trim my eyebrows and beard as needed, take my meds, brush my teeth, … Continue reading I Feel Pretty


It’s Complicated

It’s complicated. “It’s complicated” is a relationship status on Facebook. It is also an apt description of pretty much everything in life. Everything worth doing, anyway. It’s complicated. Relationships are complicated. They just are. In the words of the Dread Pirate Roberts, anyone who says different is selling something. Relationships follow a story arc. There … Continue reading It’s Complicated