I Feel Pretty

I feel pretty Oh, so pretty I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity Any girl who isn't me tonight Every morning I get up well before everyone else in the house to take a shower. After the shower I trim my eyebrows and beard as needed, take my meds, brush my teeth, … Continue reading I Feel Pretty


I Can’t Meditate

I keep hearing that I need to meditate, that it would be incredibly beneficial for me. Yoga has been suggested, too. There’s this whole “mindfulness” thing. Everyone’s into it. It’s supposed to be awesome. It’s supposed to be great for people like me. I have had my partner, two different therapists, and a psychiatrist tell … Continue reading I Can’t Meditate